When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.
"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."
by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009
Get the dawn suprisemug. The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.
If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.
by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010
Get the Orange Suprisemug. The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
Get the Suprise buttsecksmug. by rachellizzie July 18, 2009
Get the Rawlins Suprisemug. Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005
Get the Optometrist Suprisemug. Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
by Jared Levin January 8, 2006
Get the Scarsdale Suprisemug. by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009
Get the artic suprisemug.