Pulling a Summit

walking into your own molotov after killing the last terrorist and all you have to do is defuse the bomb

stop carrying me or i'll start pulling a summit

by phocon May 14, 2016

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Dentz or summing

When you get Fifa 20 for Christmas

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons

by YouAreABot December 27, 2019

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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

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summied

Similar to dummied except the ownage is much more intense. Any form of severe ownage.

That hood rich thug just got summied by the police.

by tonythetiger05 April 25, 2007

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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

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