Dorm Suite

A cruel manipulation of the english language.

"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"

by RockStarSurferChick March 17, 2003

The suite life of Zach and Cody

Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.

Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?

Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!

Me: Jesus fucking christ.....

by Fuck Disney February 21, 2009

G Suite

Google wants you to pay a minimum of $5 per user per month for the exact same services you get on normal Google. Only change being is that you get a fancy domain at the end of it. #RIPOFF

G Suite is fucking expensive.

by Chicken Nubs December 18, 2017

The Suite Life On Deck

A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.

Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.

by LaLa Lexi March 21, 2009

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

A show about two preteen (now teen) twins living in the Tipton hotel in Boston, MA. Though it was generally okay in the beggining, this show has become increasingly horrible over the past couple of years. Stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

Dude, WTF was that stupid show called that we watched last night?

Oh yeah, that was The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It was okay at first, but now it kinda sucks.

by R-Cad39 February 19, 2009

beat suite

When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.

the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.

ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.

ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.

by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010

penthouse suite

The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.

My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.

by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010