Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010

scarface the world is yours

Video game based on the movie Scarface. One of the best movie-to-game releases to date.

I made $88,000,000 selling 6k of coke this week playing Scarface the world is yours

by adamsk February 14, 2008

scarface

1) Nickname of infamous mobster Al Capone

2) 1983 movie starring Al Pacino about a cuban refugee who comes to america and works his way up the criminal ladder. A lively and entertaining movie loved by poor imigrants, sorry, gangstas. Spawned many great catchphrases and appears in every rappers dvd collection on MTV Cribs.

Say hello to mah little friend!

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

surface chef

A person portraying to be a certified chef, although having never attended a formal accredited culinary program; also known as a cook.

Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray appear to be fantastic chefs coming from a notable culinary school, but really they are just surface chefs.

by poserboarder January 5, 2011

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

Surface Friend

A friend or acquaintance whom you know through school/work. He/she is not involved in your personal life and conversations are superficial, almost always relating to school/work.

Nah I don't talk to that classmate about my life, he's just a surface friend.

by john doe smith johnson chan March 19, 2009

Surface Warfare Officer

Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.

Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.

Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011