surgleyfonk

The hard little bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I should vacuum my sneakers. These surgleyfonks always hurt my toes.

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

Smegle

To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia

Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time

by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

Papa Smegler

A Man who eats out pregnant women

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler

by Deng Deng June 24, 2019

sweglet

Douchebag little kid dressed by his parents in OBEY Clothing, usually by hipster faggot parents who gave birth at 17 and living on benefits. The kid will grow up and eventually turn in to a swagfag.

16 year old faggot: "jus got pregnant wit ma bby sweglet init lolz"

Normal person: "Don't breed you smelly fucking slut"

16 year old faggot: "shut it u dont know my story"

by Mattyt3453 September 15, 2013

Suelee

Suelee is a kind, Generous woman who is very witty and clever. She is gorgeous but not vein and she always puts others first. If your nice to her she's nice to you. If you need help she will go out of her way to help you as if it's nothing. If you fall out with her she won't say nasty things to you or talk about you to others she tries her best to make up with you and if that doesn't work she will just avoid you. She is a positive role model and always uses her manners and is polite. She is a sassy feminist and always will fight to get her point across. She is funny and flirty and never struggles making friends. Otherall she is a headstrong woman who is wonderful loud and has a great sense of humour.If you ever meet a Suelee keep her close to you and don't double cross her-she doesn't deserve it.

Girl:She's so nice and funny
Boy:She must be called Suelee

by Secret undercover spy 242 July 8, 2018

Surgleyfonk

One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works in which he described, in minute detail, the design for a time travel machine. Late in the 20th century, these journals were sold to Microsoft Corporation in order the fund ongoing anthropological quests for the Holy Grail by a private historian, based somewhere in the former USSR. It is believed that the forthcoming Windows release, Longhorn, will contain time travel capabilities which are currently under development at Microsoft's Redmond HQ, under the project name "Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET".

Have you got Service Pack 2 for Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET yet? It's important; it corrects a potentially harmful exploit in SPACETIMECONTINUUM.dll.

by pickles March 10, 2005

Surgleyfonk

The bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I hate these hard balls of fluff. Stupid sneakers.

by r.a.w. May 13, 2005