Sussex handshake

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

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Sussex County Traffic Jam

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

by DP-BA March 10, 2013

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Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

by Gordo January 16, 2023

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succexual

A sexual orientation where one is drawn to people of power and success.

A succexual person might be found to say: I don't care what gender they are, as long as they are CEO, they can get it.

by unbeitable May 5, 2013

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Sussex

Minty county in southern England home to rockin towns like Brighton... and Bexhill and Hastings, woohaa!

Also, Sussex girl / Sussex boy = hot, likes to think they're left wing and are probably a bit posh. Well spoken, nice hair, reads Kerouac or Kafka.

Londoner: Yes when we're done with our careers we're going to buy a little cottage in Sussex so that the nibblers can run around without getting spiked by the rusty springs of broken mattresses anymore.

by charva April 10, 2005