Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.

Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering

by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019

Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan October 8, 2011

Suntastic

an event, day or weekend that is both fantastic and full of sunshine.

I am looking forward to a suntastic weekend.

by leshen25 January 22, 2011

Sextistics

Statistical data relating to sexual encounters.

The sextistics of XXX personal life defy belief

by Psynce Friction April 1, 2009

Statistical Extraploitation

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.

D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.

by TR Slyder April 6, 2009