Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Saucisson Polonaise

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

loser stuck

When you or someone else gets so stuck in the mud/dirt/clay you dont think its ever going to come back out. Quite often you need multiple pieces of equipment or something 5x it's size to pull you out

I got my fourwheeler loser stuck the other day, had to bring down a 4x4 tractor to get it out of the mud. 2 atv's with winches couldnt even get it out ; it was loser stuck

by rangermaxx July 8, 2011

Stuck Like Chuck

To be stuck in a predicament. To be caught up in a tight situation. To my knowledge from back in the day, the term originally came from Chuck Norris films because he was always getting caught up with bad guys.

Yo, I got caught up by the pigs, son. I was stuck like chuck.

by Jodie Joe January 16, 2013

Zinc Saucier

A title given to cooks lower in rank than Iron Cook. It comes with double prize money. Introduced by Bender.

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

by classyfap August 29, 2010

Staci Spot

The small dollop of chocolate that clings your lip after eating a cookie or ice cream treat. Usually pointed out by one of your friends after eating said treat. The name comes from the fact that no one named Staci can eat chocolate without getting one.

Person 1: NOM NOM NOM COOKIE
Person 2: Oh dude, you got a Staci Spot.
Person 1: *wipes lips*

by samsterb February 15, 2010

Tuck and Stuck

When your tucked in at night with your arms under the blanket and your parents tuck the blanket under your body making you stuck.

I recieved a tuck and stuck by my parents the other day. I felt like I was in a strapped bed at a mental institution or I was like Houdini in a straight jacket. I was stuck in that position till my mom woke me up in the morning.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012