Struger

1. A tall, German man with a mustache. Friendly in disposition, he will use bizarre words such as "ooshkamooshka" and "turtlewax". Despite the fact that he refers to you by embarassing (and often random) nicknames like "Swoosh", "Golden Feet", and "Beaker", and basically tricked you into learning about science and/or life, you'll end up loving him anyway.

"Hey, remember Struger?"

"Mr.Glen is an okay teacher, but he's no Struger."

by Erin B November 14, 2007

strugger

1. n. someone who is paid to seduce or bend the will of another.

v. strug
adj. stuggful

2. dominic k.m.p

Don't strugger hate.
Damn, you just got strugged by Dominic. No surprise, though. He's the most struggful strugger of them all.

by cfpts December 9, 2008

Sturge

Originally an onomatopoeia, it derives from the noise of screeching car tires. Has become an exclamation of surprise, especially in reaction to observing someone else get hurt.

Man in movie falls off a building and lands face-first on a flag-pole.
Viewer: "Sturge!"

by Socratic Method November 24, 2010

struggers

1. n. someone who is paid to seduce or bend the will of another.

v. strug
adj. struggful

2. dominic k.m.p - the greatest strugger of them all.

Don't strugger hate.
Damn, you just got strugged by Dominic. No surprise, though. He's the most struggful strugger of all struggers.

by cfpts December 9, 2008

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Sturge

Next Level Swag; Super Saiyan Swag, Better than your Swag,

Damn, he got his STURGE on max

by Trippz Michaud June 20, 2011

Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009