A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.
by Reid C May 4, 2008
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by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016
Get the Stroking Johnson mug.verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009
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by BananaPhone August 13, 2012
Get the striding the crystal summit mug.The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
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Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
by PH Hammer March 31, 2011
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