Straggot

adjective.

Someone who suffers from the mental illness called heterosexuality. They typically grab their shlongs for tik toks.

Person 1: omg did you see Tony Lopes' new tok too!
Person 2: ew, no, he's a straggot.

by Shut.the.fuck.up.bitch August 3, 2020

Straggotry

Hetero-bullshit.

The Bachelor is complete straggotry.

What in the Hetero hell is this?

by Homomie August 4, 2020

straggot

someone suffering from the mental illness of heterosexuality, frequently found grabbing at their bedrangles for tiktok. 😜💯

wow! tony lopez is such a straggot!

by swayLA hate page August 9, 2020

Straggot

Straight tiktok pretty much

They like to sexualize themselves and girls and get offended easily ❤

Alt tiktok : haha straggots
Straight tiktok: that rude and offensive ur being homophobic

Alt tiktok : Yeah , no❤

by Nootnoot mcscoot August 3, 2020

Cracker straggot

The opposite of nigger faggot

Person 1: Alex is a stupid cracker straggot
Person 2: I agree

by Schubert64 November 27, 2021

Straggot

The mental illness straggot is deadly. Being a straggot is completely against the bible yet scientists have not found a cure.

Tony Lopez and Noah Beck are straggots

by Frozenbabies August 11, 2020

Straggot

A heterosexual, homophobic, insecure, ignorant boy.

Ok straggot ❤️

by AmericanBaguette August 8, 2020