Definitions by Shut.the.fuck.up.bitch

Straggot 

adjective.

Someone who suffers from the mental illness called heterosexuality. They typically grab their shlongs for tik toks.

Person 1: omg did you see Tony Lopes' new tok too!
Person 2: ew, no, he's a straggot.

Straggot by Shut.the.fuck.up.bitch August 3, 2020

Teenage boys 

Cumbersome, paridoxal and toxic.

Teenage boys just do be like dat doe

Teenage boys by Shut.the.fuck.up.bitch May 10, 2020