straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".

A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Straightnerise

Another use of the word “Straightner”, ‘Straightner’ meaning to have a fight and is commonly used in the Liverpool region.
You use the the word “Straightnerise” when offering someone out for a fight to settle beef.

Lad 1- “Oi dickhead, i shagged your ma yer know”
Lad 2-“Wot then ye twat, I will fuckn straightnerise you kid”
Lad 1-“cmed yer cunt lets have it”

by Shagdurmakid June 13, 2021

straightforwardness

Absolutely super very easy

Bruh, this exam is straightforwardness

by longwordsman May 7, 2023

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025