Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

Stoel

A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right and 2) I get shit for it ANYWAYS.
Pronounced 'Stool' wrong or 'Stole' right

'Bri Stoel, stole what? HAHAHA.'

'Hey Foot Stoel, come here!'

'Hey Stoel sample/pigeon.'

by Bri Explosion February 12, 2009

Stoeli

The act of organising lunch but then not turning up to leave for that lunch in conjunction with being completely un-contactable.

We have been Stoelied; He was meant to be here 30 minutes ago for lunch but I've got no idea where he is and his phone is sitting right here.

by mattycas January 30, 2014

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

Stoesz

A weird name pronounced "Stace." I guess it's german or something. His name's as stubborn as he is.

Human: You'd think those Germans would make it a little easier on the rest of us and just pronounce it "Stace" instead of Stoesz.

by Pumpkin King of Kings September 3, 2010

Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.

I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair

by goaliee68 December 13, 2014

stoey

The ship name of Joey Graceffa and Stacyplays the youtubers

Welcome to casa de stoey

by Vladimir Blackheart January 23, 2014