Stephenie Meyer 

An American writer that wrote the Twilight Saga, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, and The Host. The Twilight Saga is a phenomenon all around the world because of the books and the movies.

Over 3.7 million of Stephenie Meyer's books are sold each year.

Stephenie Meyer by bookerific15 July 24, 2010

Stephenie Meyer 

Quite simply; the best romance author to have set pen on paper.


Stephenie Meyer was born in Connecticut in 1973. Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. She wrote the Twilight Saga, the books that so many people in the world are in love with. These books are; Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Each one is more wonderful than the one prior, if such a thing is possible.

The book is about Isabella Swan,(Bella) who moves from Phoenix to a small town in Washington named Forks. There, she discovers Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire, but unlike most vampires, he only hunts animals. But when he smells Bella's blood, he considers massacering the class and giving up all that his creater and mentor, Carlisle, taught him. HOwever, Bella and Edward fall in a love so passionate and deep than no knife can penetrate its walls. Stephenie Meyer got this idea for a book from a dream she had. Thank goodness us humans can sleep.

Me: I'm going to re-re-re-read Twilight today.
Person: Didn't Stephenie Meyer write that?
Me: Yes!!
Person: Shes's the best author ever!!!
Me: I know!

Stephenie Meyer by TwilightLover October 2, 2008

Stephenie Meyer 

One of the best authers of are time

has written the Twilight saga the most amazing series known to man about a human Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire Edward Cullen

also has written The Host

Stephenie meyer is amazing

Stephenie Meyer by 0DD!3 March 6, 2009

Stephenie Meyer 

She pwns the modern book world.



Note that Stephenie is the correct way to spell her name.

"OMFG dude, i heard that J.K. Rowling just got replaced by Stephenie Meyer!!"

"Seriously! I know! She pwns the modern book world now!"

Stephenie Meyer by rhinestone cowgirl March 27, 2009

Stephanie Meyer 

An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.

Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.

(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is

(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week

Stephanie Meyer by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009

stephanie meyer 

the reason why muse fans that hate twilight can't listen to supermassive black hole anymore

Damn stephanie meyer.

stephanie meyer by IwishyouwereneverbornSM August 30, 2009

Stephanie Meyer 

The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.

Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.

The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.

Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.

"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"

Stephanie Meyer by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009