stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

Man, I have stepdad issues with the media. Why does my mom love it so much ugh.

by coleendagx2 August 6, 2015

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.

Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.

by yahweh August 7, 2015

Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad

William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."

by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015

Stepdad Bod

A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.

"Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod."
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"

by Wackadoodledoo May 20, 2016

stepdad joke

Like a dad joke, but even more lame.

"There's a 45 cent concert tomorrow...50 Cent and Nickelback!"

*STEPDAD JOKE ALERT*

by Swoleness November 25, 2022

Stepdad Advice

A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.

Man 1: Wow! I love God by Stepdad Advice!
Man 2: Not as much as I like cranking 90s on the lads!

by asdfghjkl;'edfghjkl;'] September 8, 2022

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"The media is terrible! It's giving me stepdad issues!"

by angryhat August 6, 2015