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stegosaurus

A: Omg he makes decisions for others and is dominant? Thats hot
B: youre such a stegosaurus....
stegosaurus by _moonsmoods_ August 3, 2022

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.
Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”

Stegosaurus Pose 

When you put multiple Doritos or tortilla chips in your butt crack
I got drunk last night and sent Katelyn a picture of me doing the stegosaurus pose.

Stegosaurus armatus 

a type of dinosaur in its full name. It also means armored plated lizard
We found a fossil of a Stegosaurus armatus.

Jacob stegosaurus 

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.
These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.