Steezbread

A slang term for cannabis. Steezbread, is not, however, your average strain of marijuana. Steezbread, simply called "bread" by an avid user, is most likely covered in trichomes (called "frost" because of their ice-like appearance) and little red hairs, which symbolize the bread's dank-ness. You can smell Steezbread from up to 5 meters away in its most potent form.

WARNING: Smoking too much Steezbread may result in the "Dumbdy Dumb Syndrome."

Steezbread User 1: "This Kandy Kush has got me melting."

Steezbread User 2: "I know. This is some dank Steezbread."

by KingSteezer December 16, 2009

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a series of sneezes that are so involved that the person looks like they are convulsing in an epileptic attack.

The allergies are so bad today that I've had three sneezures.

by monikk August 20, 2009

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When someone sneezes three or more times in a row

i just had a sneezure

by jt_colter November 20, 2011

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When a sneeze comes out of nowhere and happens again...and again...and again. You sneeze so many times in a row you can hardly catch you’re breath. People around you stop saying “Bless you” because you’ve sneezed so many times. When it’s finally over, you feel a great sense of relief.

Adam: *A-choo!!*
Steve: “Bless you”
Adam: *A-choo!! A-choo*
Steve: “Bless you again”
Adam: *A-choo!!!!*
Steve: “Damn dude. It looks like you’re having a sneezure”

by WonderlandQueen June 3, 2019

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