Wheel Steal

To replace another as a third wheel. Usually done against the will of the original third wheeler. The logical extension of the cock block to third wheeling.

I was going to go with Ryan and Molly to the movies but they went with Josh instead. I can't believe Josh would wheel steal me like that.

by dontrush July 15, 2011

Dirty Stealther

Camping in an urban area were you should probably not be camping.

My wife and I did a Dirty Stealther last weekend.

by Pugnacious Giz August 13, 2020

Friend Stealer

A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.

"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"

by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016

Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.

"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."

by Slander89 February 5, 2010

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

stealth wealth

Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.

Blending in with the droves of tourists in the town center, billionaires in Concord, MA drive around in old Volvo estates, wearing ordinary looking, grotesquely expensive clothing. When the discrete elite choose to get away, many take their G650 private jets out of Hanscom Field just down the street, remaining anonymous, and exercising the ultimate in stealth wealth.

by yea.$ January 3, 2016