The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013
Get the Statute of Limitations mug.The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.
Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.
by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011
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this term is used when you come across a young female from the age of 16-18 years of age and is very beautiful, the statutory part is said due to the fact, that if you had sex with this female you may go to prison for statutory rape
by TheZeroNine June 13, 2006
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Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!
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