statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.

Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.

by DCDevo July 31, 2009

Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

Stratofied

When a rockstar has hanged a Stratocaster on a wall in his/her home. Visiting guests are made aware of what a fantastic home they have been given the honur to visit.

"Did you hear that he Stratofied his apartment?"
"Yeah, he dating that Persian supermodel now"

by Leo R Fender January 24, 2013

Starified

When you're so scared of something that all you can do is stare.

Dan Carlile was caught cheating at a casino. When he saw the men that were break his legs, he was completely starified.

by FallenNightmare October 3, 2020

Statudeed

If somebody is drunk *and* high at the same time and talks about the smartest stuff ever, like politics, philosophy etc. Yapping.

Someone: "He is really high, and drunk and talks about alot of interesting stuff."
Someone else: "He's really high and drung, he's yapping about cool stuff."
Me: "He's statudeed."

As you see, it can shorten alot.

by LLCCH February 15, 2024