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Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.
by allegro_perth May 14, 2011
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Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.
Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering
by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010
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statistics

I hate statistics.
by bradley90 December 19, 2011
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statriot

sta.tri.ot (STAY-tree-ut)
-noun

A person particularly loyal or devoted to a state.
Bob loves everything about North Carolina. He is a true statriot.
by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007
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statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG
e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive
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Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.
Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ
by 87fan October 8, 2011
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statriotically

sta.tri.o.ti.cal.ly (STAY-tree-ah-ti-ka-lee)
-adverb

In a statriotic manner.
Peggy does everything statriotically, with the best interest of North Dakota in mind.
by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007
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