Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011
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by Djreckid408 November 23, 2015
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Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.
Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
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Get the a Starbucks mug.A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
Get the Starbucks Australia mug.The word used when a female has a flawless and solid behind, but still has a juicy characteristic to it. Such charactersitic would be the ability to bounce.
Rick Big Stick: Yo Erf, that chick has a dope ass. It looks so solid, but it's bouncing like Jell-O at the same time.
Erf: I believe that chick has a Starburst Booty.
Erf: I believe that chick has a Starburst Booty.
by Erfy J September 13, 2010
Get the Starburst Booty mug.when a girl shoves a starburst up her vagina and a line of guys line up and try to get it out of her who ever does wins!
by Simba PO December 20, 2009
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