Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005