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Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
by fmitga July 19, 2011
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samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models
How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
by anonymous February 10, 2020
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John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
by Madison P April 29, 2015
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Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside
Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!
by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020
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samonberry

20th century artist, based largely on the west-coast of America. Considered a 'pop' or 'psychedelic' artist, also one of the founders of the art-car movement.
some examples at www.samonberry.com
"yo, that bus is almost as cool as Samonberry's!"
~or~
"thats totally Samonberry style"
by jillian simian September 28, 2006
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Samoria

A girl who is loving , caring of others and is not very rude unless you cross her. Also is very real and straight forward and none fake. The type to always be there for you if when you make her mad. She is very outgoing and is independent.
I fell of the monkey bars and samoria helped me up.
by Queen_sam April 19, 2017
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Seamoose

A streamer who makes content, such as, failed minecraft hardcore runs, mooselocke? Sadge, 7th place andy, sub 19 when? He scams his chat a lot :/ ... Makes us laugh at least cause of when we look at him :) our streamer I guess...
"Oh, is that THE Seamoose? When is he gonna pay his mods?"
by HaleyWithoutAnI July 15, 2020
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