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short dick style

Short Dick style is a method of intercourse where the pace is quite fast and usually most effective with a short shlong.
The member is placed inside of the funbags with lightning speed. Rapidly slam your meat into her like a jackrabbit and when your appendage slides out, let it, because this lets her realise that your penis is so fucking small that it slipped out when you weren't even that deep. Short Dick Style is only possible in position where you are in control: Doggie, Missionary, Erotic V, Head game, The butter churner, and more. Playing upbeat music and syncing your violent thrusts to the bass can improve effectiveness. Be careful for side affects, as she may never have sex with you again and possibly dump you.
Bob: "Yo, I was watching this porno last night, and the guy was hitting at her from behind short dick style!"
Ken: "Really dude? You gotta show me sometime, that's fucking hilarious!"
by Gneurshk July 5, 2017
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Chillin huge dick style

I was chillin huge dick style yesterday after school wit ma niggas
by Ellllloooo! November 2, 2010
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Big dick style

A way in which doing things that signify you have a large male reproductive organ.
Homie: Bro did you see that guy in the durag just dunk?
Homie 2: Heck yeah he did that Big dick style
by Pastazone October 31, 2018
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Long Dick Style

Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.
1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is
by Nep_Nep January 15, 2019
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dick cheney style

when you blow your load all over some bitch's face.then you say,"Oops I thought it was a quail..."
ha ha, i fucked that bitch last night then nutted on her...DICK CHENEY STYLE!
by Mr.Bo jangles April 8, 2007
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dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.
So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.
by Delta Divas June 27, 2011
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Dick Cheney style

When you are playing a shooting game such as: Gears of War, Halo 3, Counter Strike etc... And you shoot someone in the face with a shotgun its called "Dick Cheney style".
I was Playing Gears of War teh other day and I shot their whole team in the face with my shotgun, It was Dick Cheney style.
by Kyle Samuelsson January 18, 2008
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