The Chapman Stick (R), a 10 or more stringed instrument in the guitar family, played by tapping the strings against the frets with the fingers of both hands, instead of using one hand to pluck the string and the other to hold it against the fret. Only people, usually muthafucka's - second definition - with too much time on their hands learn how to play. See Stick.com.
What the hell is that sitar-lookin' contraption? That's no sitar, that's the Stick!!
What the hell kind of bass is that? That's no bass, that's the Stick!!
What the hell...(you get the picture)