squirrely

A girl who "gathers" nuts (men) and stores them for when she's hungry.

Hmmmm I wonder which nut the squirrely girl will take home tonight....

squirrely by GETYANUTSSQUIRREL December 7, 2015

Squirrely

A term used to describe an individual that contributes nothing, but takes/hoards everything else.

Guest 1: "Look at John, he is devouring those orderves".
Guest 2: "That son of a bitch is probably fixing to take the rest home with him".
Guest 1: "Squirrely".

Squirrely by ChexXMeXx May 5, 2011

squirrely

a cigarette.
originated in the south side of chicago

yo, you got a squirrely fo me?

squirrely by lxndr March 20, 2008

squirrely

ones act of commiting a gay or faggish action.

housewife 1: Mindy's boy is playing with barbies again.
housewife 2: He's a wrather squirrely boy.

squirrely by hannahhhx December 5, 2007

Squirrely

To be feeling unlike one's self.

The night with the ladyboy and copious amount of Jagermiester had me feeling a little squirrely.

Squirrely by d_nay17 October 13, 2018

Squirrely

Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.

I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.

Squirrely by ramzomiduke August 5, 2022

Squirrely Wrath 

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"

Squirrely Wrath by Andrew the Man July 16, 2008