squir

A person that loves to fuck squirrels.
Homosexual.....
Squir would be a good name for Mathew Ambler
by T.M. March 31, 2003
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squire

oi squire! get the fook off my chair
by davef February 12, 2004
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Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge August 13, 2013
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squire

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".
"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."
by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 29, 2006
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Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...
by Soggybottom March 10, 2019
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Chris Squire

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
by Resedo August 04, 2009
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Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!
by DORFSQUIRE June 02, 2010
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