drive thru squatters

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.

Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.

by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.

He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.

by rabbit317 December 9, 2008

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

squatpertunity

The instance or opertunity to squat.

I think this is a squatpertunity!

by Lillyb13 June 6, 2016

squatijike

an animal that is also a verb it’s like a buff brick wall of an animal and it cannot be knocked down. it’s head is bigger than it’s body, this is a fictional animal made by Wilbur Soot
Also known as depressed sonic

“HEY!!! I’M SQUATIJIKING OVER HERE”
“Wow he’s acting like a real squatijike”

by shreks_big.juicy_toe May 28, 2021

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

Squatted Truck

A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.

Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019