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squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
squat cobbler by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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Squat cobbler 

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.
Squat cobbler by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.
squat cobbler by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.
squat cobbler by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler 

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying
pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video
squat cobbler by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.
squat cobbler by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

squat cobbler 

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.
Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.
squat cobbler by yap2 July 1, 2016