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Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
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Springfield, Missouri

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?

Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020
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Springfield Stinker

The act of cupping one's mouth around a partner's asshole, letting the partner fart, and then making out with said partner.
I made the mistake of giving my girlfriend a Springfield Stinker after she ate dinner at Taco Bell.
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springfield high school

springfield high school it just a bunch of selfish nic addicts who dont want to pass it around in the bathroom.
by avamfmarie September 1, 2021
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South End Springfield, MA

People with shopping carts full of cans they collected from local trash bins. Random weirdos rolling joints in public places and smoking them while pushing cheap strollers. Knock off counterfeit northface jackets adorn the streets for sale. Methadone clinic is a great place to see all doped up people trying to walk down Mill. Welcome to the jungle baby! Live here we know you're high or in close proximity to someone who is.
Man 1 "You live where?"
Man 2 "South End Springfield, MA"
Man 1 "Any good cans in there"
Man 2 "Look how full my cart is dude!"
by Mohasky September 26, 2012
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Springfield Missouri

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

OR

2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
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Springtime for Hitler effect

A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch.

Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.
'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it.
by German Juggernaut September 1, 2009
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