spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020

spreadsheetmanship

Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.

"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."

"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."

by S Peterson August 6, 2008

Spreadshat

It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"

"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."

by AnonymousMI January 19, 2009

spreadsheetize

To input data into a spreadsheet from a non-standard data format. Typically used when exporting data from an e-mail inbox, so that further actions may be taken on the information.

John was overwhelmed by all of the data that had come in to him via numerous individual e-mails, until he realized he could spreadsheetize the e-mails and save himself an hour of processing work. John was very pleased with his spreadsheetizing abilities and his boss gave him a big raise!

by N. N. January 14, 2008

Spreadshite

The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.

Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.

The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.

by suuuper_b June 11, 2018

Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

by The Universers February 28, 2014

spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone

That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.

by Nichihda August 17, 2010