Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008

sporting a MacDonald

being really bald

Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!

by flash1 May 12, 2011

Sporting Lisbon

The most successful portuguese sports club and the world's most ecletic. Characterized by being a global major football, futsal, athletics, roller hockey and volleyball powerhouse, among other modalities. In terms of number of titles, it's only comparable to Barcelona or Real Madrid, in Europe.

Sporting Lisbon is one of the biggest sports clubs in the world and the most successful in Portugal.

by great_ramos April 22, 2011

Sporting The Big V

To sport the big V is to still have one's virginity, to be a virgin

"Hey Chris, Did you know that Jess is still sporting the big V?!"

by samuwel April 26, 2006

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 1, 2006