absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.
I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..
The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..
I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..
The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..
spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!
by wizkey January 11, 2005
A show on Nickolodeon about a chipper sea sponge who lives in bikinni bottom. he has friends who help him cause havoc and chaos.
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star are best friends!
by Stephaniexoxo16 March 22, 2009
One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.
Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.
by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006
by 251 whodi July 13, 2003
His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005
A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.
Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.
Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!
Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.
Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!
Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010
A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.
by Roydiscord Productions March 21, 2021