Splonge

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

by Splonge? December 8, 2006

Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

splorange

When two people meet in a doorway and keep stepping side to side in the same direction. Continually obstructing each other.

Dude I walked into Marty and we totally sploranged. We didn't get out of each others way for like 5 minutes.

by noeledge June 20, 2013

splorgeous

someone or something that is overly gorgeous. Super lovely gorgeous

My girlfriend is splorgeous

by Adam The Bloke May 27, 2007

Splorange

This word can mean anything; it is up to the discretion of the user. This word exists for the sole purpose of providing a word in English that rhymes with "orange."

Most don't know the meaning of "splorange,"
cause it's just a word that rhymes with "orange."

by Timbotron3000 July 11, 2006

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011