Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Sploop

To describe the action of when poo comes out in multiple, small pellets instead of an averagly sized poo.

Lukas: Yo g where were you last night we had a fat moti!
David Mako: Nah my fault bro I had Sploop.

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

Sploop

Sperm, blood, and poop. Is what you call sploop

Smells like sploop in her who's been having butt sex in hear dam it stinks

by Chaotic316 April 25, 2023

Splooped

A lesser form of burnout

The human equivalent of a melting ice cream cone

“I’m so splooped after today, I just wanna collapse into my bed”

by RandomnesssE November 21, 2023

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

Sploop

When sperm blood and poop mix and make a light pink creamy paste that brother fucking whores fiend for when their high on seamen thay swallow from blowing their boy friends brother

What's that pink stuff all over Courtney's face.
That's sploop from her fucking all her boyfriends brothers it's a mix of sperm blood and poop she can't get enough of it

by Bj from the block July 20, 2022