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Spicy Speedbag

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 13, 2014
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forbidden speedbag

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.
Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag
by Randy W June 12, 2008
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Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!
by shagenwagen February 2, 2017
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Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
by G-manicus September 15, 2010
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Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag
Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.
by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010
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El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008
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