santification

To Santi things up and to persuade the way you think with the spice of Santi. Santi is the name and persuading is his game. Santi is the word for joy and to be the best there was

Tim: "You must do what I say to be better at baseball"
John: "You can santification me, Tim!"

by Edison Baseball January 30, 2025

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SaaSification

The unholy ritual where a perfectly fine one-time purchase software gets sacrificed to the subscription gods, forcing companies to pay monthly for what used to be theirs forever. Symptoms include sudden charges, constant "Pro Version" pop-ups, and an existential crisis over whether you really need another $9.99/mo service to rotate PDFs.

The in-house solution was working perfectly, so naturally the managers opted for SaaSification of the program

by wordgodlyness March 6, 2025

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