Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

sparkly

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

by Sammmmmmmmeh January 5, 2009

sparkley purple zebra

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.

She is my sparkley purple zebra

by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011

Sparklypire

Twilight-style vampire, all twinkle and no vamp. See Edward from Twilight and Angel from Buffy.

He's a sparklypire

by swampmonster January 6, 2009

sparsely

in a thinly dispersed manner; in small numbers.

A sparsely populated region

by TheFootballManiac January 17, 2017

Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003

sparkly

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006