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Santa Beers

Let's go down to the basement and have some santa beers.
by scott and bone December 28, 2011
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Douchebag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.
by OG DB January 24, 2014
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Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!
Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!
by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020
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Cartel de Santa

A Mexican rap group whose popular songs have changed the Spanish rap industry with its rhymes-aka rimas-with its main founder Eduardo Davalos de Luna AKA MC Babo.
"My favorite songs from Cartel de Santa are La pelotona and El Dolor de Micro guey."
by alienad13 August 21, 2012
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Santa Muerte

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.
"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.
by angeluz July 10, 2014
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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