
a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 2, 2013

no one expects the spanish inquisition
by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 15, 2006

A very sudden and unexpected diahrea that is very fluid and explosive. Often leaks through the butthole
I was eating dinner and then felt the Spanish inquisition coming, so i fled to the toilet but it was too late.
by OFFWORLDSHRIMP March 30, 2023

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 26, 2006

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
