oh oh spaghettios

oh oh spaghettios: a soft, tired can't get it up penis.

Husband: give me a minute. It won't go in.

Wife: oh oh spaghettios

by Maliit tt April 5, 2020

Sir Spaghettio Man

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.

Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!

by Dybuai July 6, 2024

Spaghettio

When you have intercourse with a girl and right before you nut you scream ravioli ravioli give me the formioli, then as u bust she begins her period and she says uh oh spaghettios.

Frank: how was the sex with you and lesly
Howard: not the best my guy...it ended with her pulling a spaghettio

Frank: awww bro im sorry that really sucks.

by Kreed yui December 20, 2017

Spaghettios

Instead of cursing, just say spaghettio(s).

"Oh, shit!"

"Hey, man. Don't say that. Say 'Oh, spaghettios!'"

"Get out of my house."

by big ol willy June 26, 2023

spaghettio milk

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

can i have some spaghettio milk?

by yourmommegagay June 14, 2020

Upsettio Spaghettio

When an Italian person is upset due to a ruined orgasm.

Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.

by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023

Spaghettio party

When a friend is fucking a can of spaghettios

Example: I caught Mays having a spaghettio party

by Whoscandice333 May 21, 2021