Old Spice Man

A legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

Everyman wishes to be an Old Spice man.

by GhostFree July 16, 2010

A[n] Old Spice Man

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011

space mango

The clitoris. To pleasure a lady, you must find the Space Mango.

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!

by Deathshark August 10, 2018

space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time

Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."

by MrManlyMannyManMan September 29, 2012

Airsick Spaceman

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.

John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman

by bobmek January 24, 2018

Arizona Spaceman

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

by Taylor Christian Rowan January 30, 2016

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012