southampton middle school

Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes

Hey I go to Southampton middle school

by xx_daddyjuice_xx August 21, 2019

southmead

A place full of Chavs. Smackheads, crackheads, alchies, and druggies. Every street has at least one of these. People who have lived in southmead for most/all their life are known as meaders. Meaders and not allowed to date/have anything to do with Dubbers (Lawrence Weston). Southmead is known as a rough area of Bristol but not as bad as some areas such as Knowle west. Greystoke is where all the chavs and teenagers like to go. Greenway is where all the nutters go. And the new estate is full of stuck up people, or people who have not been part of southmead very long. The old estate is where the true meaders live.

"Where you from"
"Southmead"

by Char the chav January 8, 2017

southampton

A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!

To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.

by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005

southminster

A place in dengie that is filled with little slags u will find a lot of cocky kids there and a lot of canisters and weed bags it’s a shithole but everyone loves to pretend it’s a nice to live but then u get the 10 year olds that play knock down ginger u will find some funny peadophiles here and crackheads which is the best culture overall it’s fun as fuck shittest part about it it’s located in Essex and some utes like to call it minster

“I can smell weed”
“We’re probably getting closed to southminster then” “I’ve heard there’s loads off little fucks down here”

by Jxy d December 29, 2018

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

Southampton

Southampton is a major port and a very historic place. New cruise liners leave it's docks everyday and it still holds all of it's amazing quality.

The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.

It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.

It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.

All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.

Dad: Hey kids where do you want to go on holiday this summer?

Kids: Southampton!!!!

by SouthVet March 1, 2011

southmouth

The vagina, or the area surrounding the vagina.

"I gave her a smooch on the ol' southmouth."

by SeanG October 11, 2006