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Somalian Sunset

When you drink water in a third world country resulting in four to five days of bloody diarrhea. The diarrhea causes rings of purple, pink, and orange colors to appear around you anus resembling that of a sunset.
Jack: I went on a mission trip to Guatemala and got a Somalian Sunset.
Joe: Aw, dude that sucks
by Mel Gibson’s Pubes December 12, 2019
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Somalian Hand Grenade

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.
"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"
by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018
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Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.
damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!
by Manchildnic August 13, 2020
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Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.
Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.
by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011
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Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
by warbastard August 16, 2010
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Somalian Mobster

A big sweaty Somalian Mobster that shits on your neck and chokes you while water boarding your head.
What is the man doing?
Somalian Mobster
by Bigconc February 7, 2023
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Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.
"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."
by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014
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