solicitor

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees

That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook)

by frank February 18, 2004

Solicitor 500

Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.

I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500

by Bake Em Away Toys November 19, 2010

solicitous

(adj) full of anxiety and concern

I have such solicitous parents, they won't let me out of their sight!!

by TheAncientNewbie July 29, 2017

soliciting

When someone of older age asks a sixth grader (and ONLY a sixth grader) to come over to their house and locker box with other older people.

Our principle says that soliciting will cause suspension in school.

by Tron Guy April 7, 2008

SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL

A FUCKING ASSHOLE who feels nobody can get sexually satisfied without them.

The running of an ad by the biggest ASSHOLE.

EYE I AYE EYE(CANDY)

That motherfucker ad by reading it as it is only to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as we did not have before the skills to get turned on by anybody else.

I am going to the classified SEX ADS to find the biggest ASSHOLE on there to see how they SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as I will answer them but just beat off to their ad cock teasing them or I might say ASSHOLE TEASING THEM.

Look at that ad Bill and Martha with your FOUR (EYE I AYE EYE) as it is candy to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL.

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021

The Solicitors

AMAZING Glam punk/alternative band from Sacramento CA.
Band members are; Lauren on VOX & guitar. Maija on Bass & Backing VOX. Lee Guitar & backing VOX and Tommy on Drums.

Lauren has the most besutiful voice in the world, is from Brooklyn NY and Is MUSIC IN HUMAN FORM. Lee is pretty much a god in training on the guitar. Maija has sweet ass sausage bass playing fingers. Tommy is Travis Barker's understudy, Pretty Much.

Are the Solicitors Amazing?

--Yes

Where can We check out their music?

-- www.myspace.com/solicitors

by Solicitors4EVA! November 21, 2009

no solicitation

Courthouse jargon inviting the public to place public notices and protest messages on top of "no solicitation" signs in the courthouse.

Dude, you forgot to post your flier over the "no solicitation" sign on the fourth floor of the courthouse.

by Dan Diebolt May 22, 2008