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Solaris

Idk they're cool or something..... Lil annoying though sometimes. It's fine cause they're hot.
"Solaris is hot"

"Yup"
by Arsonorsomething April 11, 2021
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Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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SolarSnowball

Get SolarSnowball for $10 and you get a free shuck.
by Rice Degenerate December 10, 2019
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Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
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solar flares

Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.
Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.
by Blackmac January 12, 2005
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Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
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solar clothes dryer

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!
by feisty old hag November 26, 2010
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