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shoulder fetish

boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot.
boy two: i know. those shoulders are just so tempting!

a shoulder fetish.
by soggydawg007 November 24, 2019
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shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.
by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010
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You should tell that at parties.

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.
Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."
by JRBizzle November 7, 2010
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I should be studying

You're so distracted/bored while studying or doing homework that you search up random things.

Go back to studying!
I should be studying right now but I'm going to search it up random things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by B00tyk1lla69 March 28, 2019
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woulda coulda shoulda

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."
Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.
by suedannim March 4, 2013
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porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.
She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.
by Memefield July 12, 2014
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