soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
by duck face July 16, 2005
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A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!
by scott dornan April 03, 2003
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by Cooper Mcdonald December 27, 2015
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Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
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A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit
Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.
by Captain Raymond Holt December 15, 2019
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what you all call losing, i call winning
by CamaroTed July 26, 2004
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